In the traditional "Back to School" style (traditional as in I did this once....like 2 years ago):
Enough pens/pencils for the entire seminary....check!
The realizations that:
a) I'm apparently making it EXTREMELY obvious that I'm a girl in primarily a men's world & that:
b) all these patterns together would make Tim Gunn cry.... CHECK!
Alright, kids....I'm off to school!