3.5 weeks.
That's how long it's been since I've tasted chocolate. Or soda.
3.5 weeks.
That's how long I've been slightly craving a Kit-Kat and a Dr. Pepper.
I decided that I needed a "jump start" on the weight loss thing. And these two indulgences seemed to be the best starting point. However, now that's it's been 3.5 weeks, I'm just about ready to cave. Because of this, I give you the list of what I would do for any form of chocolate or a DP:
* Dance like Shakira in front of all of my co-workers.
* Key the hood of my car.
* Kiss the bathroom floor.
* Wake up at 5am.
* Hug the cat.
* Email an ex-boyfriend.
* Turn off my cell phone for a day.
* Slap my sister in the face. (Not this one, the other one. Not necessarily because I like this one more, but because the other one is here. And she doesn't read my blog. =) )
* Hike up Tiger Mountain Summit.
That's what I would do for the sweet ecstasy of chocolate and Dr Pepper. But that's because I'm a sadist and apparently like to cause myself pain for the sake of "healthiness."
Are you abstaining from anything these days? Do you miss it? And if so, what would you do be able to indulge?
Hopefully it's not this:
4 comments:
Hmmm... I might take you up on the emailing and the Hiking up the mountain. It would be Fun!
If you come here and dangle chocolate and soda in my face, I will cease desiring to slap Rachael and instead begin slapping you. Word.
Have I mentioned how excited I am that you're coming? =)
Why not just enjoy soda and chocolate in moderation?
We all know I don't know how to moderate. I try, but fail. It's better that I just cold turkey the crap in my life. Works better that way. (Don't judge, Jesus is still workin' on me.)
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