Everyone who reads this ought to know upfront that I love three things in a big way (I love other things too in a big way but they're not currently relevant to the conversation):
1. Country music
2. Biblical & theological accuracy
While this song (which is likely my new favorite song) is both country and humorous, it is not biblically and theologically accurate, so don't get your panties in a twist when you hear it. But it made me laugh and I like to share things that make me laugh.