I don't like Twitter. It's not that I dislike people who Twitter, it's that I don't like my text messages going off all the bloody time. It's like getting a Facebook update to your phone all the time (which I've done and it drove me wingy). I love you; I just don't want to know what you're doing every moment of the day.
However, there are those rare moments where I think Twitter would be great. If I'd had Twitter, this is what I would have written this morning:
This morning there was a wolf in my yard. Friendly but considerably less so at the mention of vampires. Too much Twilight for me? Probably.
If you could Twitter about your morning so far, what would it say?