one of my favorite jokes i can't tell; its kind of dirty. and the reason i like it isn't because of the content, but because of who told it to me. back in the day, on thursday mornings, a radio station in st. louis used to have people call in and tell their favorite jokes. i guess my band director and i listened to the same radio station and we got to talking about the jokes. so he told me a few (a legless parrot, a crank shaft car). funny jokes that i've never forgotten, simply because they were inappropriate on so many levels.
so here we go. a joke or two from a friend of mine:
how can you tell when an elephant has been in your fridge? there are footprints in the butter.
how did the elephant hide in the jelly bean jar? he painted his toenails.
and her favorite pick-up line: if you were a booger, i'd pick you. ha!
and now for some funny reality: i just told my pastor via his blog that he should get a tattoo! does humor get any better than that!?
In honor of April Fool's Day, my favorite joke:
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Knock Knock.
Who's there
KGB
KGB wh....
WE ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE!
It's much better in person.
Or perhaps the "purple light" joke...again. much better in person.
one of my favorite jokes i can't tell; its kind of dirty. and the reason i like it isn't because of the content, but because of who told it to me. back in the day, on thursday mornings, a radio station in st. louis used to have people call in and tell their favorite jokes. i guess my band director and i listened to the same radio station and we got to talking about the jokes. so he told me a few (a legless parrot, a crank shaft car). funny jokes that i've never forgotten, simply because they were inappropriate on so many levels.
so here we go. a joke or two from a friend of mine:
how can you tell when an elephant has been in your fridge? there are footprints in the butter.
how did the elephant hide in the jelly bean jar? he painted his toenails.
and her favorite pick-up line: if you were a booger, i'd pick you. ha!
and now for some funny reality: i just told my pastor via his blog that he should get a tattoo! does humor get any better than that!?
@ Sarah: I love it! "THE KGB WAITS FOR NO ONE!"
@ JD: Feel free to share duuuurty jokes around here. =)
Here is a joke told to me by my 12 year old. I had to tell him it was inappropriate, but inside I laughed. Here's how it went down.
Sam: Where does "f" go in way?
Mom: What?
Sam: Where does "f" go in way?
Mom: There's no "f" in way.
Sam: hahahahahaha
Mom: Saaam!
jen's joke:
corduroy pillows...they're making headlines!
HAHAHAHAHAHA. great joke, sarah lewis. here's my joke. I like grapes. Squish mine, and I will squish you like a bug.
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