Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
It's Talk Thursday,
How do you do?
Hallmark's favorite holiday is here
That means this weekend I'll probably need a beer
Not cause I'm bitter or a hater
It's just rough to see everyone else with a mate (r)
People tell me "It's ok! Jesus was single too!"
I reply "Yeah, and He was also a Jew"
(That makes sense cause I'm not a Jew...)
Cupid and his pals will send heart-shaped pizzas
While me and my pals will heartily eat... those... pizzas.
Alright, this poem officially sucks.
But you all love Talk Thursdays so you read through the muck.
How do you feel about Valentine's?
Do you have plans?
Whatever you do, have a happy holiday and don't be gruff.
Enjoy these Valentine's cards that crack my stuff.
I appreciate the honesty. =)