Thursday, May 27, 2010

Talk Thursday // 5 Questions You've Never Been Asked

Like a car runs on gasoline, this blog runs on thievery. I'm not so creative, but I know how to read and listen. And I've been reading and listening over at Tyler Stanton's freaking hilarious blog. He makes me laugh; I want to make you laugh; so I thereby give you....

5 QUESTIONS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED, Talk Thursday ed. (done also in part by a ridiculous conversation between Jenna S & myself)

1. If you had to trade your face with any kitchen appliance, which one would it be?
(Things to consider: the noises your face would make, the fact that you'd have no eyes, and how often people would use your face in the process of making themselves something to eat that they couldn't share with you because you would also have no mouth)

2. What song would you choose to sing if you were required to sing it every time someone asked you how your day was going?
(Things to consider: your pastor asks you this question, your vocal range, the frequency of this question being asked in a day)

3. How often would you like to see Michael Bolton do the worm?
(Things to consider: really, there is nothing to consider. The only appropriate answer to this is "all the time!")

4. Which would you rather have stapled on your forehead: your thumb or my gym sock?
(Things to consider: swimming, first dates, the chance of being tickled)

5. If you had to lick some item in your room every time you passed by it, what would you choose to lick?
(Things to consider: the chances of you having to touch it, the chance that someone else will touch it, the looks you'll get from people who see this happen)




This has been 5 questions you've never been asked.....and probably never will again. =)
(Thanks to Tyler Stanton and Jenna S!!!)

5 comments:

Ali said...

1. Blender, cause I could mess you up.
2. Better Day By Saving Jane
3.ALL THE TIME
4. My thumb..facing up so I could always give a thumbs up.
5. The pen in my night stand drawer by my bed because I never pass by it.

Matt Layton said...

Sister,

You never cease to amaze me with your humor and wit. Amazement aside, I am quite saddened by one thing: you did not give us your answers to these questions.

The end,
Brother

Sarah Lewie said...

1. If you had to trade your face with any kitchen appliance, which one would it be?
I say blender. Then I could say "you can mix that in your mouth." Except that I wouldn't be able to say it...because I would have no mouth. So maybe an electric kettle.

2. What song would you choose to sing if you were required to sing it every time someone asked you how your day was going?
"I'm Feelin' Good" by Michael Buble

3. How often would you like to see Michael Bolton do the worm?
All. The. Ti. Me. !!!!!

4. Which would you rather have stapled on your forehead: your thumb or my gym sock?
My gym sock. Only because a) I don't want your thumb on my forehead and b) I don't go to the gym. HA!

5. If you had to lick some item in your room every time you passed by it, what would you choose to lick?
My bookshelf. Just cause it's there and it's pretty.

And Brother: where are your answers, sir?

Heather said...

1. If you had to trade your face with any kitchen appliance, which one would it be?
Why am I trading my face with a kitchen appliance? I suppose I'd say toaster, so that when I sing the song "she lights up like a toaster", I really would, because my face would be a toaster. Also, I really like toast.

2. What song would you choose to sing if you were required to sing it every time someone asked you how your day was going?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" Judy Garland style.


3. How often would you like to see Michael Bolton do the worm?
Just the once, to see if he'd break a hip. The mental image would then be burned in my brain forever and I wouldn't have to actually see it again.

4. Which would you rather have stapled on your forehead: your thumb or my gym sock?
Isn't it bad enough that I have a staple in my head? Although I'd go with the sock. I don't actually own "gym" socks and all my socks are pretty small and I need both hands for self defense. I have a husband who likes to tickle.

5. If you had to lick some item in your room every time you passed by it, what would you choose to lick?
Right now I wouldn't lick anything in my room, cause we have nasty bugs crawling everywhere. But normally probably my jewelry box, because I only pass it about twice a day...

You are super odd and I loves you.

Jenna said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSS!!!!
1. Blender, so that Tyler can say "you can mix that in your mouth."
2. More than fine- Switchfoot
3. All the time?
4. My cat.
5. My toothbrush! Why did I not think of this last night???